Saturday, November 22, 2008
A short vignette from a household near you...
Its a cold night and they are snuggling by the fire. He rubs her back as she is nearly asleep.
Him (mid-rub): oh, I bought some thick cut bacon today.
Her: ...
Him: Did you hear me? Bacon? Thick cut?
Her: yeah... so what made you think of THAT? My back fat??
Him: What? No! Are you crazy?
Her: ...
Her: ...
Her: ...
Him: I want my baby back... baby back... baby back... I want my baby back... baby back... baby back...
Her: ...
Her: Sleep with one eye open tonight my friend.
Him (mid-rub): oh, I bought some thick cut bacon today.
Her: ...
Him: Did you hear me? Bacon? Thick cut?
Her: yeah... so what made you think of THAT? My back fat??
Him: What? No! Are you crazy?
Her: ...
Her: ...
Her: ...
Him: I want my baby back... baby back... baby back... I want my baby back... baby back... baby back...
Her: ...
Her: Sleep with one eye open tonight my friend.
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