Tuesday, April 11, 2006

El Blast-o from Del Past-o

Just downloaded a bunch of Dead Milkmen tunes from eMusic. Man, the memories! Big Lizard was in heavy rotation when I was high school. And Bucky Fellini too.
You'll Dance to Anything makes me laugh so much I could wet my pants....

You'll dance to anything
Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
How long'd it take to get that way
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
Get into the groove just get out of my way
I came here to drink not to get laid
So why don't you just go on home
'Cause if you want to moan you'll have to moan alone
You'll dance to anything
Don't try to tell me that you're an intellectual
Cause you're just another boring bisexual
"I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party"
Blow it out your hairdo 'cause you work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of I.Q. located within
Know what you are?
You're a bunch of ...Artfags! Artfags! Artfags! Artfags!
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types!
You'll dance to anything by The Communards
You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode
You'll dance to anything by Public Image Limited
You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
You'll dance to anything by any bunch of stupid Europeans who come over herewith their big hairdos intent on taking our money instead of giving yourcash, where it belongs, to a decent American artist like myself!
You'll dance to anything!

I worshipped the Milkmen. The ironic thing is that I also listened to the Smiths, Depeche Mode, Souxie and the Banshees & PIL and wore lots of black. And I went to art school. I was a total art fag. And probably a boring bisexual for that matter.

Comments:
We're all boring bisexuals, really. ;)
 
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