Wednesday, November 16, 2005

I AM the fashion police, dammit!

Dear Tacky Lady at the Arundel Mills PetSmart,
Please be advised, next time you stop to purchase a 50 lb sack of Hill’s Science Diet for your big ugly dog, you must wear something other than sweatpants, a flannel shirt and Birkenstocks with white athletic socks. You offend my delicate sensibilities.
Thank you,
The Management

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