Stephanie Cake

The Helping Verb Song
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Be, being, been
Am, is, are
Was, were, has, have, had
Do, does, did
Can, may, might, must
Shall, will, should, could ,would

The Hee-Haw Song
Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why must you leave me hear all alone?
I searched the whole world
And thought I'd found true love
You met another
And [pffffft] you were gone!

My spelling bee champion words in the 5th grade
pneumonoultramicroscopicvolcanoconiosis (allegedly the longest word in the English language in 1983)
dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane (that's DDT, y'all)
What's really on my mind is why 5th graders were being asked to spell this shit.