Monday, December 20, 2004
I do not heart winter.
Let me clarify. I HATE WINTER. This morning it was 7 degrees. It was colder in Maryland than it was in f'ing Alaska.
I hate chapped lips. I hate being cold. I hate static electricty. I can't even pet the cat without getting shocked and just this morning, I got about 120 volts of direct current when I tried to open the car door. I hate wind and snow. And freezing rain. I can't stand shivering. I hate when my nose is cold and my fingers are so cold I can't type. My house is old and drafty and I hate freezing cold wood floors. I like sweaters and hats but dislike the itch of wool. I hate seeing my breath and I hate frost. These are the days when I'm so happy I don't live in Minnesota but sooooo wish I lived in Miami or LA.
I hate chapped lips. I hate being cold. I hate static electricty. I can't even pet the cat without getting shocked and just this morning, I got about 120 volts of direct current when I tried to open the car door. I hate wind and snow. And freezing rain. I can't stand shivering. I hate when my nose is cold and my fingers are so cold I can't type. My house is old and drafty and I hate freezing cold wood floors. I like sweaters and hats but dislike the itch of wool. I hate seeing my breath and I hate frost. These are the days when I'm so happy I don't live in Minnesota but sooooo wish I lived in Miami or LA.
// posted by Stephanie Cake @ 12/20/2004 01:52:00 PM 
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