Sunday, August 22, 2004
A miniscule step for womankind....
a gigantic step for moi.
So I've totally neglected my web identity for a really long time. Shit happens. But I'm back. And not as Kitty Black this time.
I decided to create a NEW and IMPROVED identity... Stephanie Cake. A not so amusing story... honestly, you'd have to have been there... but Cake is a combination of my maiden and married names -- Capps and Dyke. A vast improvement over both I might add. Anyway, I'm now considering it my nom de plume. That's "pen name" for you illiterate rubes.
Kitty Black is still around. Not officially dead but slightly retired for the time being. Kitty will read books and create art and emulate a church mouse for now.
S. Cake will be the alpha identity. Cake is a ballsy broad who wears women's sized clothing, drinks tons of coffee, smokes Marlboro Lights and don't take shit from no one. She wants to be a writer but she's been out of practice. So she'll be using the vanity method of internet publishing for a bit.
She's thinking of buying a mountain bike but spent the weekend on her ass, eating organic ginger snaps and Taco Bell chix quesadillas and watching bad teen movies. Tomorrow she will go to work and try to erase the lifeless weekend that was meant to erase the last week at work.
So I've totally neglected my web identity for a really long time. Shit happens. But I'm back. And not as Kitty Black this time.
I decided to create a NEW and IMPROVED identity... Stephanie Cake. A not so amusing story... honestly, you'd have to have been there... but Cake is a combination of my maiden and married names -- Capps and Dyke. A vast improvement over both I might add. Anyway, I'm now considering it my nom de plume. That's "pen name" for you illiterate rubes.
Kitty Black is still around. Not officially dead but slightly retired for the time being. Kitty will read books and create art and emulate a church mouse for now.
S. Cake will be the alpha identity. Cake is a ballsy broad who wears women's sized clothing, drinks tons of coffee, smokes Marlboro Lights and don't take shit from no one. She wants to be a writer but she's been out of practice. So she'll be using the vanity method of internet publishing for a bit.
She's thinking of buying a mountain bike but spent the weekend on her ass, eating organic ginger snaps and Taco Bell chix quesadillas and watching bad teen movies. Tomorrow she will go to work and try to erase the lifeless weekend that was meant to erase the last week at work.
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